A New Alien Conspiracy
I'm nearly feeling guilty for not having written anything since Friday. A lot has happened. I've also been very bored.
I'm convinced that saguaro cacti are actually aliens. No, really. There are great herds of them, just waiting creepily along the side of the road. Have you seen the way they stare menacingly at you as you drive down the highway? As if given the opportunity they'd lure you from your car only to wrap you in a prickly, deadly embrace. They're just waiting to take over the planet. I'm sure of it.
It makes me want to run away screaming, but as I feel that way quite frequently it isn't really anything to get excited about...
I was going to say something about cactus porn as well, but it's not letting me put in the link. So, if you feel like amusing yourself, do a google image search of "funny cactus".
Anyway, I'm going to go sleep. Apparently we're going to Mexico tomorrow morning...
A presto...
posted by SuperKate @ 10:23 PM
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I wanna got Mexico too. I hear you can buy a burro for like 5 bucks, and then, when I got back, I'd be all like "Hey, I'm Mike and this is my burro." And everybody would be like major jealous and want to be me and they would rent my burro and I would get rich enough to buy a whole busload of 15 year old girls from India, who can shine my shoes.
Hey pookie butt. Watch out for the tequilla worms. Sometimes they aren't dead and are actually magical beings who will grant wishes and can adjust breast size on a daily basis, depending on your wants for the day. You could be an A cup on the day you don't want to deal with them, and a DD for those days when you want to scare people. So, before you swollow that worm, ask it if it will grant you wishes.
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