I Hate Ants
Ants are the most vile, horrible creatures ever invented. They should have been stopped long, long ago*. With all their little legs and body segments.
*Shudder shudder*
No, I'm not one of those squeamish people who freaks at the mere idea of a bug, in fact I have a very lovely picture of myself wearing a large black scorpion (from tip to tail about 7 inches) on a strawberry farm in Malaysia. I just hate ants.
I found one in my ear earlier. Much hysterical shrieking ensued and I still feel like I have the little bastards crawling all over me. And that is after 2 showers.
*Much like my aunt who is also vile and horrible and should have been stopped long, long ago, but that is a whole other story...
posted by SuperKate @ 7:25 PM
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I have known worse than ants. When I lived in the cheap university housing apt, which are a step above a cardboard box that was left out for the trash three weeks ago, there were many many creatures who also lived there. Including roly-polys. Hard shelled little things with legs. They would crunch. And I could hear them. Very freaky.
SMP: Nope, nothing worse than ants for me. I used to collect roly-polys. They were my friends. Ants are my enemies. Oooh! And those little bastard black flies the kept getting through my mosquito netting in Alaska. Normally I object to killings things, but after 60 or so bites on my face, I have to admit that I grew to love the crunching sound as I crushed them on the brim of my hat.
Beaky: Ned's death is unconfirmed. He was alive as I pulled him from my ear and flung him across the room. Such things would kill most creatures, but ants are hardy little fuckers who will neither die nor go away. Much like cockroaches. Although I have to say I prefer cockroaches. Probably because I've never had one in my ear.
Never had one in your ear that you know of. Cockroaches suck.
Do you really want me to do what you said in my blog?
Nicky: Yes, but do they spit or swallow?
SMP: If you come near me with a pineapple I will hurt you.
Beaky: Yer boy is silly.
I didn't think you wanted the pineapple. I'll bring you a banana instead.
When I was a kid I once drank half a bottle of soft drink before realising that it was full of dead ants! *eeeeewww*
Oh Steve!!! That's got to be one of the most horrible things I've ever heard! I'm going all fetal* just thinking about it.
Did it make you have nightmares? How are you a functioning human being? Gahhhhhhhhhhhh!
*Runs away screaming** *
*Curled up in a ball sucking my thumb and rocking
**This is quite an accomplishment when one has gone fetal
They swallow and shit.
Ack! I hate ants too and here in FL we have PLENTY of them.
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