No Relation

So, tomorrow Chipper and I are supposed to go see Jarhead. I was looking at the cast and was nearly alarmed to see my name* on the list. With such interesting titles as "Girlplay," "The Story of O: Untold Pleasures," and "The Ganja Express," I think perhaps I have more than met my match when it comes to scandalous behavior.

I like this girl much better than the other woman who shares my name, though. If Ms. Randolph continues on her current career path they might have the opportunity to meet. The other woman is an obstetrician who specializes in researching post-partum depression. She publishes a lot and is very boring.

So, it seems that whenever you share any part of a name with me you will necessarily have a career that involves some aspect of sex. I wonder where this leaves me...

*Well, not my whole** name, but the major part of it

**My mother stopped bragging about being a Randolph when the whole Thomas Jefferson slave love scandal broke