Admonitions That Don't Work
1. Whatever you do, don't look down.
2. Don't look now, but the guy behind you is staring.
3. Kate, stop fellating your chapstick.
This is nothing special. It's just me venting my way through life so I don't actually throw things at the cretinous slugs I meet along the way...
4 Comments:
#3 is especially ineffective when I've had several screwdrivers.
I don't find #3 so bad.
I don't find #3 so bad.
It's not bad, but it can get rather amusing. And completely silly...
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