New! Gauntlet Poll

I'm being indecisive today, so I'm leaving it up to you all to decide which sentences I'll use for EsotericWombat's challenge.

The choices are as follows:

EsotericWombat:
Sentance the First: I was suffering from a paradox overload.
Sentance the Final: It was no use. at last, I finally gave in.

Coyote Mike#1:
I remember the last time I woke up in a Mexican Border Jail.
They had to cut it out of me with rusty scissors, which didnt' hurt as much as you would think.

Steve:
Start: The vacuum cleaner bag was full beyond capacity.
End: She poured her drink on my head saying, "Next time you watch a David Lynch movie don't get any ideas."

Coyote Mike#2
The coffee shop opened late on Monday morning.
I was late returning the videos.

The20KHzLegend:
Start:The wind ripped the door away from me, and procedded to exstinguish every lamp inside.
Finish:And that's how I met my future husband.