Ohhhhhhhhhhh...
That extended "Oh" should be read with a sad, disappointed lilt.
My papadum is floppy. I didn't realize my curry was so moist when I put it all in the to-go box.
*Sigh*
Oh well, at least the curry was still good.
Mmmmm, curry...
This is nothing special. It's just me venting my way through life so I don't actually throw things at the cretinous slugs I meet along the way...
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Maybe you could get a papadum lift.
Oh, and Ann Coulter deserves a coffee enema, with starbuck's strongest blend.
I think a molten glass enema would be more amusing, but that's just me.
I suppose I could have just let the papadum sit out for a couple hours and get stale... Eh...
would this be a good time to tell you that I dont know what a papadum is?
Oh no! Floppy papadum. That's a sad, sad state of affairs. Maybe you could stick it in the oven for a bit to crisp it back up? I must say it would be pretty amusing for someone to go to all that effort to save a papadum.
"It's been fifteen minutes and I'm not getting anywhere. I'm calling it. DAMN IT! I hate losing a patient."
Oh, MikeyPants...
Get thee to an Indian restaurant.
Papadum is the lentil cracker bread stuff that is spiced with things like cumin, garlic, and pepper.
I think it's divine but much less so when it is soggy. And tasting of spinach tomato curry
You think there are Indian restaurants anywere near here? This is redneck hicksville. Taco Bell is considered foreign food.
'Snot my fault yer stuck in the boonies. You could always get an English teaching job in India. They've got a lot of papadum there. As well as sweet lassi, which is lovely, espcially when mango flavored. Salty lassi is good too, but not if you aren't warned about it first.
I assign no blame, just stating a fact.
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