Personally, I've never used anything more scandalous than jello, but I knew someone who found himself and his companion in the mood on a picnic and ended up getting it on with the pate'. The mere thought still makes me cringe, but it has become one of my favorite questions to ask unsuspecting people...
he was referring to the Jello, methinks. A friend of mine told me about this vegan-friendly lube that he said tasted like strawberry cheesecake. Odd, really
Dammit, I forgot I can only vote once a day on the poll. &*%&$&
Anyway, when I do have the chance to vote again, I'm voting for something else entirely. And that will be Santorum. Just because it is vile and fun to say.
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quite frankly, I'm afraid of non-lube lubes. And if you use gravy, and leave the chunks in, you're gonna have chaffing.
Personally, I've never used anything more scandalous than jello, but I knew someone who found himself and his companion in the mood on a picnic and ended up getting it on with the pate'. The mere thought still makes me cringe, but it has become one of my favorite questions to ask unsuspecting people...
I heard olive oil works well myslef. Mmmm, fruity.
myself rather....
Umm, is it just me, or is it freaky that someone called olive oil fruity.
he was referring to the Jello, methinks. A friend of mine told me about this vegan-friendly lube that he said tasted like strawberry cheesecake. Odd, really
I think I'll stick to a simple water based. Thanks for asking.
I think I'll stick to a simple water based. Thanks for asking.
MikeyPants: Oh come on, where's your sense of adventure?
NickyPoodle: Welcome! Good to see you. I prefer my olive oil on food, but hey, whatever floats yer boat... ;0P
EsotericWombat: Do you know if they have a chocolate cheesecake flavor? I could be into that... ;0)
Please ignore the repeat caused by stupid filthy nasty blogger
Dammit, I forgot I can only vote once a day on the poll. &*%&$&
Anyway, when I do have the chance to vote again, I'm voting for something else entirely. And that will be Santorum. Just because it is vile and fun to say.
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