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It is not polite to piss on strangers.

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UPDATE!
Pissing on strangers will not only earn you the ire of the stranger(s) you have pissed on, it will also get you a rather expensive trip to detox. And if you've been stupid enough to give said stranger(s) your address, there is a possibility of plots against your toothbrush. And Nutella-based revenge graffiti. Oooh, and if you're really lucky, nasty things stuck to your front door knob.