Erotic Poetry For MikeyPants
SuperMikeyPants has claimed that I send him erotic poetry. So I've got some nice limericks for him (from here):
While Titian was mixing Rose Madder
His model reclined on a ladder
Her sultry position
Suggested coition
So he ran up the ladder and had her
There once was a guy named McSweeney
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
So just to be couth
He added vermouth
And then gave his girl a martini
And my personal favorite, told to me by an Australian I knew in Sicily who offered to marry me so I could have European citizenship (he had been married to a French woman):
There once was a girl from Blackheath
She circumsized men with her teeth
It wasn't for money
Or anything funny
It was for the cheese underneath
posted by SuperKate @ 11:50 AM
8 comments
8 Comments:
when did I claim any such a thing? Not that I don't appreciate it. If I could just get the images to go with it.
Would you care to act these out? Except for the circumcision one. I'll pass.
It's on your profile, darling... Anyway, you'll have to use your imagination. Sadly, I'm not a martini fan. Although I do like extra dry vodka martinis, but the only reason they're called martinis are the the glasses. So, on second thought, just give me a water glass full of vodka and skip the funny names...
Oh, I did write that. Well, thats just cuz you turned me on, you naughty girl.
(gives you an icy bottle of vodka and a photo of a vermouth bottle.)
Who says you had to send me erotic poetry, although, as this post clearly shows, you just did. So I win. ANd now, off with your pants!!!
Where did the "off with yer pants" clause come in? Besides who says I'm wearing pants?
Are you wearing a velvet thong?
Are you wearing a velvet thong?
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