I'm Not Getting Laid Tonight
I know this because I'm going to drink wine with Travelin' Man. Perhaps this is a good thing. Perhaps it isn't. I'm noticing a disturbing trend though. As the days pass I'm more and more okay with my unlaidness. It's very very very very very very very sad.
Now I'm going to take a nap. Because naps are good.
9 Comments:
Your title makes u a whore bitch
What the?
You know what breaks that trend.... a good trashy romance novel.
Show thy face, thou knave! thou feind! scurvy dog! rump-fed runion!
*removes glove*
bare thine cheek, coward!
sorry. I sort of relapsed about 400 years into the past. it happens. everything I said above still stands though
Using my internet sluething skills, the suspects for the anonymous comment are from:
Montreal, Santa Ana (CA), San Francisco, Sweden, Trinity (TX), and Toronto.
I'm leaning towards the Texan, but that's just my personal bias.
And besides, the comment defies logic. I mean, if I were really a whorebitch, I wouldn't have said I wasn't going to get laid. Which incidentally only ended up being half true. But that's a whole other story.
Sammy - I'll have to look into the trashy romance novel thing...
Essy - You're a darling, feel free to speak in not-quite-so-contemporary-English whenever you feel the need.
Beaky - You're my favorite Beaky in the whole world!
Steve - I was asking the same thing myself
Anonymous - Your comment makes u an obnoxious twit
I don't really have anything to add to this, other than I don't think you're a whorebitch. You're a monkeylover :D
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