It's Friday, Woohooo!

I was just scrolling a bit too quickly through my junk mail and my brain got kind of confused. There was an add for some company's "Nursery Sales" and then below that "Kitty Mall" was advertising something else. My brain saw "Nursing Kitty Smells". That would have been interesting spam. I would have read it. Well, maybe... It's almost as good as "Amy* Likes It In All 3 Holes" or "Bigger Your Dick" which are my all-time favorite spam subject lines.

Today I've decided that I love the hotel industry if for no other reason than the acronyms and abbreviations that are commonly used. Today in hospitality information technology we got to learn about PMS and POS. It's always makes me insanely giggly on the inside that the professor can talk about it all with a straight face. I couldn't do it. I'd have to excuse myself and go guffaw in the hallway for a bit when it came time to say, "The PMS runs everything, especially the POS connected to it. And when it breaks down, everything gets very messy."

Then, in wanted adds, assistant front office manager positions are listed as "Ass FOM". When I graduate I want to be the assistant guest relations person just so I can list "Ass GRP" on my resume.

*This is why I can't take people named Amy seriously anymore.