Dear My Male Readership:

Okay boys, I'm goin' on a date. I haven't been on a date in a while so I need yer advice*. I have no idea what to wear. Which isn't exactly true, I have lots of ideas, but I don't know what to choose. We're going to a wine bar which I'm assuming will be casual, yet not sloppy. Here are the options I've come up with so far:

Upper half:

-Burgundy velvet top
-Slinky black v-neck sweater
-Sleeveless yet boob enhancing black turtleneck sweater
-Pale blue or ivory (I have two because I was obsessed last year) Victoria's Secret sweater that is soft and delightful (like this but different colored)


-Pale pink VS push-up bra (this one in "sweet pink")
-Emma lace bra (this one in black, ivory, buff, black with floral design, and somewhere lost in my room is a bright pink one)
-Second skin satin bra (this one in ivory, black, navy blue, and orchid)
-Tartiest bra in the world (mine is light blue)

Lower half

-Jeans
-Khakis
-Black gabardines

-Second skin satin hipsters (black)
-Second skin satin high cut brief (black, navy blue, orchid, fuscia, and ivory)
-Emma stretch lace high cut brief (black, black with floral design, ivory, nude)

-Black sandals
-Other black sandals
-Italian black leather boots (I can't find a picture as the Cuoieria Fiorentina website is deficient)


Ummm, yeah, those are my options.
Thanks for your input. ;0)

*No, MikeyPants, I'm not considering going naked