Chipper's Got A Blog!!!
I'm plugging DarlingChipper's new blog. Everyone should go see it. It's fantastic and everyone should comment. Several times a day.
On a side note, I had to remove all of the phones from Chipper-accessible areas of my house last night to prevent him from drunk-dialing Trebor. He even offered to let me feel his manboobs* in exchange for a phone.
*This doesn't work. As I've explained several times the only boobs I find remotely interesting are my own. Also, if I'm going to be feeling up a boy, he's going to be a straight boy.
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ooh! ooh! pick me!
Only if you agree that I never have to call you Patrick as that's my father's name and would therefore be very very strange. ;0P
As Kate's Most Favourite Steve In The Whole World, I think I should qualify for a feel up.
Victory is MINE!!!
Kate: You can call me Wombat. Or Rhemas. Or, hell, any name. I'm not picky.
Beaky: don't worry, we haven't forgotten you ;)
Beaky, you can feel me up, but only if I can feel you up in return.
Okay, here's how we'll divide it up:
Beaky get's to feel up MikeyPants and I get to feel up everyone else.
It's only fair because Beaky got laid on her birthday and has a standing booty-call with her layer. I, on the otherhand, have nothing but half a pack of cigarettes and a headache.
Oooh, and EW, would you be greatly offended if I started calling you WombattyPants? I haven't decided yet if that's the most appropriate nickname for your lovely EsotericWombattiness, but I'm testing my options.
I wouldn't be offended, but I'm not sure that my name would work with a -pants suffix... some people call me the BFG, if that helps, though that wouldn't be your nickname for me, if that's what you're going for. So yeah, go nuts
I enjoy naming people. It's one of my simpler pleasures that doesn't involve cheese.
I'm glad that Beaky and Chipper don't use their real names as it gives me more opportunities for coming up with names.
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