A Wank By Any Other Name

Maybe it's just me, but I find the term "wank" to be overly masculine. I can't reconcile it with anything a female could possibly do to herself. Unless it involved a chainsaw*.

The more feminine terms are so much more... endearing. I mean, come on. Clitty-diddling and double clicking the mouse just sound so much more cute. And who could resist flicking the bean?

So, boys wank. Girls do not.

Thats all I've got to say on the subject.

*But I have a thing about chainsaws, so that isn't unusual