Saturday, January 28, 2006

The Mechanical Contrivium: SuperKate

Ten Top Trivia Tips about SuperKate!

  1. Ideally, SuperKate should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
  2. Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using SuperKate!
  3. A lump of SuperKate the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
  4. SuperKateolatry is the mindless worship of SuperKate!
  5. There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of SuperKate orbiting the Earth!
  6. SuperKate is only six percent water.
  7. The international dialling code for SuperKate is 672.
  8. The patron saint of SuperKate is Saint Eugenie!
  9. New Zealand was the first place to allow SuperKate to vote.
  10. Michelangelo finished his great statue of SuperKate in 1504, after eighteen months work!
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1 Comments:

At January 28, 2006 1:13 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

You really should have a higher percentage of men washing their hands after using you. It would be much more sanitary.

 

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