The Mechanical Contrivium: SuperKate
Ten Top Trivia Tips about SuperKate!
- Ideally, SuperKate should be stored on her side at a temperature of 55 degrees!
- Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using SuperKate!
- A lump of SuperKate the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court!
- SuperKateolatry is the mindless worship of SuperKate!
- There are roughly 10,000 man-made objects the size of SuperKate orbiting the Earth!
- SuperKate is only six percent water.
- The international dialling code for SuperKate is 672.
- The patron saint of SuperKate is Saint Eugenie!
- New Zealand was the first place to allow SuperKate to vote.
- Michelangelo finished his great statue of SuperKate in 1504, after eighteen months work!
1 Comments:
You really should have a higher percentage of men washing their hands after using you. It would be much more sanitary.
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