Still Drunk
And wondering why it is that so many people search the internet for narcissism.
Come on. There are much more intersting things to look up.
Like "Fellatia Poonany" which is my porn star name in case you were wondering. Isn't it fantastic?
So yeah.
I'm bored and drunk
Mmmm, wine.
Italian Gianni hasn't written me any email whatsoever. Chipper is off at the airport pic king up his parents. And I really need to piss. Like a racehorse.
Ummm, yeah. I've stopped seeing double which I think means I'm sobering up. So I'll have a fucking bitch of a headache soon. Unless I can by some miracle manage to fall asleep while typing with my boobs hanging out of the most fantastic Victoria's Secret dress over. I'd send you a link to a picture but I can't be bothered.
Is it wierd that I get an ever so sexy feeling wearing 4-inch stilletos in "gladiator" style?
I shall ponder the matter at great length whilst I fondle my virator and try to fall asleep.
posted by SuperKate @ 1:00 AM
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7 Comments:
Before you get killed by your previous post, can I see your boobs? :D
Run away to Nebraska, and bring your friend. She can have the couch.
Maybe I should take a train to denver this summer and you can show me stuff.
Wish you'd come back. Am missing you.
Do you miss me?
Of course, I miss both of you two, ya non-blogging brats.
Does that mean your first pet was called Fellatia? What kind of animal was it?
HB, yes of course, isn't that what everyone names their pets? And it was a North American Cooter, thank you for asking. :0)
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