Someone I Know Needs To Get Laid

Okay, so probably everyone I know needs to get laid. But judging by Beaky's incredible focus on all sexual matters, I'd say she's reached a critical point.

So at the restaurant the Tropical Mai Tai was sucked which led to a fit of giggles. Then she was blowing her glass of water (bubbles are fun). Another fit of giggles. I suggested she take the waiter for a quickie in the bathroom, but she didn't think she had any party favors in her bag.

She also had a curious tendancy to mix up the gender of the people she was speaking about. It seems that Beaky is looking for a girlfriend, or a boy who doesn't have a boyfriend.

And then on the way home she uttered the most delightful thing. She said, "The bush is giving birth to children." What she meant was there were bushes in a field and small children running around apparently looking for a soccer ball or something. Of course more giggling ensued.

Come to think of it, that was the same stretch of road where she was talking about the birds in the sky but had adopted a sudden British accent and it sounded like "beds" in the sky. Methinks it would be good to avoid that place at least if we don't want to wreck because I've doubled up laughing.

So, Beaky my darling, good luck with Tex, Aaron, Aaron, Jason, Steve, or whoever else might happen to cross your path.