Compelling Reason
I have lost all faith in the culinary students at my school. Tonight I witnessed one of them eating a salad that consisted of lettuce, carrots, cherry tomatoes, ketchup, and meatballs. He thought it was fantastic.
On a completely unrelated note, they were giving away condoms in the lobby yesterday. Today, DoubleDee and I played inflated condom volleyball. It was lovely.
4 Comments:
Gotta love that taste of lube.
Who said anything about tasting lube? Unless you're referring to ketchup, in which case, you, sir, are one sick puppy.
Ewwww, condoms in the mouth.
Oh MikeyPants... You are such a silly boy.
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