Oooh! Oooh!
I've found the man of my dreams. Thank you Saije for making this possible...
You're all invited to the wedding. ;0)
This is nothing special. It's just me venting my way through life so I don't actually throw things at the cretinous slugs I meet along the way...
I've found the man of my dreams. Thank you Saije for making this possible...
18 Comments:
Is it just me, or does Hank Errafter (on the handsome hunks seeking millionaires page) look a lot like a young Rob Lowe?
So, you want to be a character, eh? That would require me seeing you naked (like an artists model) so I could describe you correctly.
OK.........................you can have him.
This one is mine though.
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y244/nowickedwitch/c18b2a00.jpg
A little gappish but that can be handled.
Oh Kate if you need a photographer, I have been doing nude photos since high school and it would be gratis. ;0
Bitch- He's mine!!! I can cook up some mean marzipan!
Really? Mean, huh, sounds challenging. Can you make me some marzipan?
Just name the time and place, and I'll make some virulant marzipan!
Virulent:
1a. Extremely infectious, malignant, or poisonous. Used of a disease or toxin.
1b. Capable of causing disease by breaking down protective mechanisms of the host. Used of a pathogen.
2. Bitterly hostile or antagonistic; hateful: virulent criticism. See Synonyms at poisonous.
3. Intensely irritating, obnoxious, or harsh.
I know these are all the characteristics I like in my food. But having never actually eaten marzipan, perhaps virulent is a good quality for it to have.
definition funished by dictionary.com
Marzipan and grape soda have too things in common, I got sick on them as a kid. Even though they're supposed to be very tasty, makes me green just smelling them. However, I think Randy here makes his own. It's like katecheese, or Chippercheese, exept it's Burzipan.
This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.
I do however make marzipan (from almonds, not essence of Chipper). It's a German Christmas tradition, and one can sculpt and color marizpan to small figurines. When my dad was out of work as a child we gave them away as christmas gifts to family. Some of them still won't talk to us this day.
Alice - You can have him (I can't abide tennis players - childhood trauma you know, and he looks like he's about 14 which is just a touch too young for me). He's very cute though. And the whole looking like he's about to fall over thing is quite charming.
Chipper - Calm down, it's okay, you can have him. Marzipan goodness and all. I've moved on to the coked up rockstar anyway (plus he's on special). His $400,000,000 would better furnish my Tuscan villa than ManBoobBoy's paltry $4,000,000.
Robert - If Chipper shares his virulent marzipan with you, he's not allowed to shart it at my house. You all will have to find someplace else for that sort of thing. ;0P
If you marry Chipper, can you find me a lesbian to marry and we can have a double ceremony?
MikeyPants are you having trouble distinguishing between comments on my page and comments on your page again?
So?
Stoppit. Or I will start deleting you again.
Don't delete Mike just cause he's right!
He's not right, he's just trying to confuse me.
Post a Comment
<< Home