Holy Monkies!

I just realized that it is now July. I had no idea. This probably means I should look at a calendar more often.

I haven't had a cigarette for an incredibly long time. I find this very sad.

The music I'm listening to right now is very odd. It's by an Italian "artist" called Zucchero. He's currently crooning a love song. The lyrics go something like this: Quando vedo te, sento le campane, mi scappa la pipi. "When I see you, I hear bells and I pee on myself."

Isn't that romantic?

Oooh, now that's interesting: In questa notte che mi fa impazzire come la maionnese....

"In this night that drives me crazy like mayonnaise."

What's so crazy making about mayonnaise?

Silly Italians.