Monday, June 27, 2005

Big Brave Italian Man

We just had chicken cacciatore in the cafeteria.

Cacciatore.

Hunter.

Hunter's Chicken.

Which got me thinking:

What kind of inept, horrible hunter do you have to be to brag about bagging a chicken?

The mind boggles.

5 Comments:

At June 27, 2005 3:39 PM, Blogger Jeff said...

At least it's not haggis which is faux meat.

 
At June 27, 2005 7:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It seems that some people hunt wild turkeys for a hobbie - that's not far off chicken hunting I guess!

 
At June 28, 2005 1:20 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

It isn't easy hunting wild turkeys. First, you have to get drunk. Then, you have to walk around for hours in the snow and shoot at power lines cuz you're bored. Then you find the turkeys, but are out of ammunition, so you have to get drunk again to fight depression.

 
At June 28, 2005 7:52 PM, Blogger Presley Bennett said...

You have a sophisticated menu at your cafeteria

 
At June 28, 2005 7:53 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

WRITE SOMETHING

 

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