Bite Me

Essy reminded me of this bit of loveliness. I know it has been making the internet rounds for several years now (and I personally got my ass kicked for reading it at the dinner table when I was 16), but it still has the ability to make me collapse on the floor in a puddle of giggles.

So now, for your reading pleasure:

THE TOP 10 REASONS BEER IS BETTER THAN JESUS

-No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
-Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
-Beer has never caused a major war.
-They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
-When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
-Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.
-You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
-There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
-You can prove you have a Beer.
-If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

Beyond that, for those who are interested, it is now possible to become an ordained minister in the BeerChurch.

I wonder if there is a church devoted to vodka*? That would be more my style as I don't drink beer.

*Methinks it could be the Russian Orthodox Church...