What Dreams May Come... And Bitch Slap You
Everyone I know has been having strange dreams lately. I would go into great detail, but I have and English class in about 4 minutes. Needless to say, this morning I awoke to one where I was digging blindly through my purse searching for my little pouch of party favors, finding instead only breathmints. My other hand was shoved in the face of evil. Which is complicated.
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Yes, darling, I was referring to you when I said "everyone I know." I have a sad, sad little life.
Yes, so now I hate you eventhough you are sitting next to me watching me type. This is a strange little game we're playing, no?
Oh, and your unhappy smileyface looks like it has a mole. But as you told me to type that, it doesn't count as a snide comment.
Erm... Yes. Quite. Nevermind...
Just admit your lesbian lust for each other and be done with it.
Just because some boys are too detached from their emotions or too afraid to seem pansyish to admit that they actually care about people or miss them, doesn't mean that anyone who does admit such feelings is a lesbian.
Neener.
Yeah, if its guys they're gay
jk
You're just in denial.
In your dreams CoyotePants. And no, that isn't an invitation for a play-play description of such dreams.
Neener neener.
My dreams are my own business, and you might be surprised that neither you nor Beaky have entered in anything but a plutonic manner.
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